1. Created farting legislation so he could take care of business at the table.
2. Was a historian…whaaat?
3. Was lame from birth, everyone ignored him, and he chose to advocate for people with the same issues.
4. Survived Augustus, Tiberius, Caligula, and the Praetorian Guard.
5. Quoted A. Greek to people to make fun of them.
What’s not to love? A fun article by History.com, see it here.